Comic Relief

One of the patients tonight has dementia and is in his 90's. The ER had put his IV in his AC so his IV kept occluding.

Nurse: "Sir, I just need you straighten your arm for me."
Pt.: "I can do anything you need,...I just can't do the sex!"

After being given an enema the patient voiced concern over getting the bed linens soiled.

Nurse: Don't worry sir, we have lots of sheets
Pt.: Well, I'm gonna have plenty of "sheet" for you soon enough!

Thank you dear patient for the laughs...this was a night I really needed them. :)